Ren: I’m gay.
Jaune: Cool.
*they go back to eating their lunches*
Ren: You know…you’re the first guy I’ve told that to who didn’t immediately ask if I had a crush on them.
*Jaune rolls his eyes.*
Jaune: Please, I assume you have taste.
*Ren looks at him curiously*
Ren: What does that mean?
Jaune: Uh, exactly what it’s supposed to? If there’s one thing I learned trying to woo Weiss, it’s that this-
*Jaune gestures to himself*
Jaune: -is not the kind of body that inspires lust in any gender or orientation.
Ren: Hey. Don’t be so hard on yourself, Jaune, you’re a good person.
Jaune: Pfft, yeah right, nobody wants to date a loser like me.
Ren: You’re not a loser, Jaune!
Jaune: Yes, I am. Nobody in their right mind would date me!
Ren: Yes, they would!
Jaune: No, they wouldn’t!
Ren: Yes, they would!
Jaune: No. They. Wouldn’t! Name one person who’d be willing to date me!
Ren: I’d date you!
Jaune: I don’t believe you! You’d never date a loser like me!
Ren: Of course I would!
Jaune: Then prove it!
Ren: DONE! Jaune! will you go out on a date with me?
Jaune: Of course I would!
Ren: Then I’ll see you at 7:00 pm at our dorm!
Jaune: Fine! What should I wear then!
Ren: Dress casual!
Jaune: Fine!
Ren: Fine!
*Jaune storms off*
Ren: …wait…what the FUCK just happened?